The nation’s second successful face transplant patient speaks out, and it appears Face Off may have been a tad liberal in its interpretation. Star Trek opens today, setting an astronomical benchmark for this summer’s blockbusters. Outside the filmhouse the summer is looking equally promising, from ice-cream salesmen to gyration-fueled, sexual pantomimes. Set your weekend in motion this Friday, May 8th, 2009.
Make that unemployment check go even further this weekend. Weekly
Just as safe as abstinence but with twice the hilarity. Weekly
Remember color-coordinated Christmas photos? Laughing Squid
The man behind the ear munching, stair pushing, out of place facial tattoos, and other assorted faux pas. Tyson
The best idea to hit the food cart since the deep-fried Oreo Mission Mission
Face transplant patient flexes those new jowls in interview. ABC7
There’s little room for Opera in the recession. Chron
Egos, tensions finally subside after Earth Day hip-hip fiasco Weekly
Don’t panic, you can begin planning your Fall TV itinerary now. Chron
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