Mexico is ready to open up those borders and get the cash flowing again, and one Mill Valley resident just might have the wallet to do it. College republicans take a cue from college liberals, meaning you’ll have to walk even further to avoid campus-fueled zealotry. And one man comes to the doleful revelation that there’s just no place for cowboys in this modern world. Read on Monday May 4th, 2009.

THIS MORNING’S TOP STORY

Five hour S.W.A.T team raid ends in mysterious discovery of a body. CBS5, Ex

FROM THE SF CHRONICLE

Legally mandated fairness in broadcasting? College republicans won’t stand for it.

Hombre attempts to ride off into the sunset, promptly asked to return.

Mill Valley man to receive his own 75 million dollar stimulus package


Mexico: “We’re Swine-Flueless now, really!!”

FROM ABC7

Taxi cab and train collide in battle for public transportation supremacy

FROM THE SF EXAMINER

Louie-Louie, can you spare a dime?

Craig Newmark: Visionary, entrepreneur, eulogizer.

FROM THE SF WEEKLY

Examiner: “Oh yeh, that whole Zodiac Killer thing, just ignore that”

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