Too bad you spent those college years eating Easy Mac, because apparently enough Ramen can get you laid. Twitter will no longer be confined to this galaxy alone, and judging by the contestants in this years Beard and Moustache championship, neither are hair follicles. Joan Rivers finally gets what’s owed, and Michelle Obama teaches Oscar a thing or too about manners. Get cultured on Monday, May 11th, 2009.
How Ramen got me laid. Weekly
GLADD “Glad hands” media personnel. Chron
Geeks unite once again! Laughing Squid
World Beard and Mustache Competition. Laughing Squid
Star Trek has huge opener; still only narrowly ekes out Fast and Furious. Chron
Restaurants charging for water: The Recession has gone too far. Chron
New Lounge, 5A5 opening up. Eater SF
One 250 character or less post for mankind, one giant leap for twitter-kind. Laughing Squid
Joan Rivers is Hired. Ex
With Michelle Obama’s appearance on Sesame Street, Big Bird furious at no longer being tallest character. Chron
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