Reader Adannaya Belden writes:
Subject:Absorb energy for longer nailing
Taking these blue pills is like drinking from an infinite spring of endurance and desire.
Ever since we saw Darkman, remember that part at the end when Frances McDormand is being held hostage atop that construction site by the retarded guy from LA Law, we’ve wanted a nail gun.
Are you saying you have one that’ll work under water, is that why you mentioned this “infinite spring”? This is definitely the most poetic email about hardware we’ve ever seen. Sign us up.
Love, the Appeal