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Dear East Bay Curious,

Remember how I said we probably were missing out by not going to the East Bay? Well look at this!

How dirty is that? They manage to take a perfectly innocent punctuation mark and make nasty, filthy! I stand by my belief that the “east bay”, being pig latin for “beast” and having a Mt. Diablo in it, is all about satan. However, I’m starting to think it might we worth the trip.

xx
Babe

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Babe Scanlon is a writer living and working in San Francisco. She's worked as an archaeologist, computer game designer, agent at Agent Provocateur and hypnotherapist. She is controlling your mind at this very moment.

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