Today: Sunny and high 60s, wind expected to be less Antarctic than earlier this week, instead blowing at around 4 mph. Tonight the wind picks back up to about 18 mph (hahaha we should have made the headline “Tonight’s Wind Faster Than Muni”!), and it’ll be clear and around 50.

Saturday: Sunshine, temps in the 70s and “calm wind” are all promised. Hoping it’s delivered. That night it’s supposed to be clear and in the 50s, with winds similarly non-hysterical.

Sunday: Holy shit, is this for real? “Sunny, with a high near 78.” 78? Where’s the fan? Somebody make umbrella drinks! Wind retains its composure, at about 4 mph. That night will be clear and in the 60s.

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Eve Batey is the editor and publisher of the San Francisco Appeal. She used to be the San Francisco Chronicle's Deputy Managing Editor for Online, and started at the Chronicle as their blogging and interactive editor. Before that, she was a co-founding writer and the lead editor of SFist. She's been in the city since 1997, presently living in the Outer Sunset with her husband, cat, and dog. You can reach Eve at

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