This weekend put the naysayers in their place as celebrity love triumphed and Obama finally made good on a campaign promise. In the city, sexy surfers robbed banks, while sexy Jesuses stole hearts, and somehow in-between, one man found the time (and toothpicks) to construct something truly remarkable. See how the week ahead will match up on Monday, April 13th, 2009.

ANIMALS

Overly adapted Galapagosians prepare to adapt further in the face of potential volcanic eruption. CBS5

ART

Was it toothpicks or time spent most lavishly in this creation of this masterpiece? ML@L

ART

In lieu of an epidural…Chron

CELEBRITY

Tristan and Isolde got nothing on these two. Ex

Farewell Michael Stern. CBS5

Obama keeps a hypoallergenic campaign promise. Chron, Queerty

EVENTS

Jim Henson B-Sides. Laughing Squid

Fuzzy on your weekend happenings? Chances are you were somewhere in this weekend recap. Weekly

FOOD

People wonder why I don’t tip. Chron

HEALTH

“Swimsuit sexy by memorial day,” that’s a quote. CBS5

MUSIC

After flirting with smaller venues, Green Day to play the Fox on Tuesday. Weekly

Mos’ Definitely. SFBG

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