So you’ve lost your house, your job, your family, and the country’s economic outlook is bleaker than the Giant’s playoff hopes–but at least the movies will get better. Not satisfied, well, Ruby from the Cosby Show has got a new show on the way and YouTube is going to start hosting movies! Oh well, you can always drown your sorrows over free Trumner Pills and ping pong–that is if you are willing to stand up to the might of my backhand. I challenge you to enjoy yourself (and return my serve) this Friday, April 17th, 2009.


(Wo)Man’s best friend ABC7

Jogger spots mountain lion, promptly (probably) poops self CBS5


Camouflaged fan caught spying at Britney’s house, evidently failed to replicate confusing pastel design scheme CBS5


Do-Gooders, Smug-Environmentalists, Well-Meaning Recyclers: there really is something for everybody this Earth Day. Ex

Don’t turn that trick!! 10 weekend happenings under $10 Weekly

Transgendered? Unemployed? Intrigued by headlines that present a sequence of vague, one-word questions? Read on. Weekly

Ping pong and free beer. Mission Mission


“Evidence” suggests birth control pill may decrease muscle mass, I suspect interference from the Female Condom Lobby CBS5


Historically speaking, times of economic turmoil produce better movies. Too bad we can’t afford them. Chron

YouTube Sells Out? ABC7


The whole “Ultra Lounge” thing: one overwrought exercise in douchbaggery. Weekly


Nation’s prayers for a Cosby related reality show finally answered CBS5

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