I’m sick of Teabagging.
Those pundits are sure having a field day with the whole “teabagging” protest engineered by Republicans angry at the President’s spending habits.
Yeah, we get it. Teabagging. They’re referencing the Boston Tea Party. We’re referencing a sex act. (high five.) I love a dick joke as much as the next guy but I’m beginning to feel bombarded by 12 year old boy humor. We’re smarter than this, aren’t we? No one actually thinks that Newt Gingrich wants to dip his balls in the mouth of the President, right? I discovered just how easy these zingers COME on ThatsRightNate.com’s “Help Republicans Teabag America:”
Remember to be civil. As tempting as it is to try and get a rise out of them, you can’t go off half cocked and expect to get anywhere. This is going to be hard, but if we come together we can still pull it out.
Good ones, Nate. Real penis-y.
Along these lines, here are my top 5 suggestions for Republican policy titles:
5: Keep Out Dirty Sanchez: Border Control and Immigration
4: The Pink Sock: Stopping Gay Marriage One Toe at a Time.
3: Donkey Punch: Served ice cold at the Texas State Fair.
1: Reach Around America!