People have been saying it for years. I guess I’ve just refused to believe it. But now that the Mayor is selling his condo and publishing pictures of its interior, we finally know the truth.

Gavin Newsom is gay.

I had no idea Gavin was living on the set for a Bravo reality show. Don’t get me wrong. The joint is gorgeous. It’s just hella homosexual. This decoration clearly is not the work of a woman and it ain’t the kind of place a straight guy lives in either. It might as well have a neon sign on the wall flashing “Gay! Gay! Gay!” but then that would be tacky. And detract from the scented candles and flawless floral arrangements.

The photo of his water closet of particular interest to me as I can’t seem to find a gel cupboard? Gavin Newsom is obviously a man of many toiletries. Where’s he hiding what must be a huge array? Or maybe hair and make-up arrive before he Town Car’s it to the office.

I’m also slightly confused by the admittedly fabulous and fully stocked bar in the kitchen. I thought Gavin was riding the wagon, much like myself. My booze-deprived eyes shot right to that bottle of Hendrick’s Gin. Isn’t that bar a huge temptation when he’s sitting around in his monogrammed silk pajamas, sipping Perrier and watching Kathy Griffin’s Life of the D List?

Anyway, many thanks to SocketSite for publishing these fabulous photos…and for solving a rumor the Castro’s been claiming for years.

Images of the Newsom abode: MLS, via SocketSite

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  • Brock Keeling

    There’s no way he bathed in that tub w/o taking it in the pooper at least once.

  • be_devine

    Brock beat me to it. And much more colorfully than I ever could have said. I was gonna say “Oh the stories the marble walls of that walk-in shower could tell.”

    After seeing many open houses in the Castro, one thing I’d be looking for in Gavin’s place are the tell-tale four large and deep screwholes in the ceiling in the bedroom.

  • generic

    God forbid I get in the way of a good Is-Gavin-Gayfest, but isn’t it possible that Gavin has an interior decorator?

    And that the odds of said decorator being homosexual are astronomically high?

    Just saying.

  • Christine Borden

    So. Much. Brown-Gray. Wow.

  • cv

    Town Car? No, these days Gavy-baby’s riding in a Chevy Tahoe Hybrid SUV.

    The purchase raised eyebrows at the time since His Hairness was touting “Shop SF” and while he picked up his wheels in Colma.