People have been saying it for years. I guess I’ve just refused to believe it. But now that the Mayor is selling his condo and publishing pictures of its interior, we finally know the truth.
Gavin Newsom is gay.
I had no idea Gavin was living on the set for a Bravo reality show. Don’t get me wrong. The joint is gorgeous. It’s just hella homosexual. This decoration clearly is not the work of a woman and it ain’t the kind of place a straight guy lives in either. It might as well have a neon sign on the wall flashing “Gay! Gay! Gay!” but then that would be tacky. And detract from the scented candles and flawless floral arrangements.
The photo of his water closet of particular interest to me as I can’t seem to find a gel cupboard? Gavin Newsom is obviously a man of many toiletries. Where’s he hiding what must be a huge array? Or maybe hair and make-up arrive before he Town Car’s it to the office.
I’m also slightly confused by the admittedly fabulous and fully stocked bar in the kitchen. I thought Gavin was riding the wagon, much like myself. My booze-deprived eyes shot right to that bottle of Hendrick’s Gin. Isn’t that bar a huge temptation when he’s sitting around in his monogrammed silk pajamas, sipping Perrier and watching Kathy Griffin’s Life of the D List?
Anyway, many thanks to SocketSite for publishing these fabulous photos…and for solving a rumor the Castro’s been claiming for years.