In Tinsel town, it was a rough weekend for the Fawcett clan, while studio execs were forced to rethink Vin Diesel. The line between salsa dancing and sexual assault grew thinner, while The Beatles reunited for their first gig in seven years. Fans of The Roots be ready, ?uest Love is coming to town, all in headlines for headlines April 6.

CELEBRITY

Shots fired at Costa Rican Paparazzi during Tom Brady’s wedding. Nation’s witticists at a loss for words. CBS5

Farrah Fawcett admires the view form a hospital bed. ABC7, CBS5

Farrah Fawcett’s son admires the view from a prison bed. CBS5

Former San Francisco native and “So You Think You Can Dance” dancer accused of rape. ABC7

COMEDY

No time for Twitter? Flutter instead. Laughing Squid

Dick in a Box Crew now The Boss. Laughing Squid

EVENTS
Pay tribute to forgotten Cosmonauts. Laughing Squid

330 Ritch’s “PST” brings ?uestlove to town Tuesday Night. Weekly

FILM

Fast and Furious shatters box office records. Nation struggles to pen the catchiest automotive pun. CBS5

FOOD

Lamb: The unofficial meat of the recession. Chron

Tips for those looking for a more gracious manner to accuse the chef of poisoning their food. Eater SF

MUSIC
American Country Awards recognize Carrie Underwood even if no one else will. CBS5

Ringo and Paul reunite for benefit. John and George fail to show. CBS5

TRAVEL

Mom defends family train travel, constructs argument 20 minutes into a 20-hour trip. Chron

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