In Tinsel town, it was a rough weekend for the Fawcett clan, while studio execs were forced to rethink Vin Diesel. The line between salsa dancing and sexual assault grew thinner, while The Beatles reunited for their first gig in seven years. Fans of The Roots be ready, ?uest Love is coming to town, all in headlines for headlines April 6.
Shots fired at Costa Rican Paparazzi during Tom Brady’s wedding. Nation’s witticists at a loss for words. CBS5
Farrah Fawcett’s son admires the view from a prison bed. CBS5
Former San Francisco native and “So You Think You Can Dance” dancer accused of rape. ABC7
No time for Twitter? Flutter instead. Laughing Squid
Dick in a Box Crew now The Boss. Laughing Squid
Pay tribute to forgotten Cosmonauts. Laughing Squid
330 Ritch’s “PST” brings ?uestlove to town Tuesday Night. Weekly
Fast and Furious shatters box office records. Nation struggles to pen the catchiest automotive pun. CBS5
Lamb: The unofficial meat of the recession. Chron
Tips for those looking for a more gracious manner to accuse the chef of poisoning their food. Eater SF
American Country Awards recognize Carrie Underwood even if no one else will. CBS5
Ringo and Paul reunite for benefit. John and George fail to show. CBS5
Mom defends family train travel, constructs argument 20 minutes into a 20-hour trip. Chron
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