It is said that on the first day a Sunday school teacher was arrested for murder. On the second day a daring rescue absolved a previously blundered escape attempt. Then, on the third day, he rose again and spread his hunkiness throughout the land. Lo, hearken unto me this post-Easter morning, Monday, April 13th 2009.

THIS MORNING’S TOP STORIES

Mugshot only thing more disturbing than identity of suspect in the Sandra Cantu murder case. CBS5, Chron, CBS5, ABC7, KRON4, Ex 2

Daring rescue made as captive captain faced imminent danger; Lifetime movie in imminent danger of being made. CBS5, ABC7, Ex

Six unrelated men united by the pangs of gunshot. ABC7, CBS5

FROM THE SF CHRONICLE

Why was I not a part of this? Chron

Kooky leftists still squabbling after 60 years. Chron

FROM THE SF EXAMINER

Bus that nobody was quite sure existed set not to no longer exist. Ex

Bummer dude: surfer dies after rescue. Ex

If anything will galvanize San Franciscans back into protest…Ex

FROM THE SF WEEKLY

Unnecessary colonoscopies–the latest in a growing list of inconveniences for the nation’s elderly. Snitch

FROM CBS5

Violence lurking in the Marina. CBS5

FROM KRON4

Prominent Attorney becomes Oakland’s 30th homicide of 2009. KRON4

FROM THE REST OF THE WEB

A sexy serving of sacrilege. ML@L

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