Ahhh, 4/20: the only day of the year where the grass is greener on both sides. Speaking of altered states, CA is looking to amend state law to prevent hormone injection in livestock. Elsewhere, researchers at Stanford “hash” out the details on the latest in impacted fecal removal technology. And was Morrissey’s decision to skimp on his performance last night the result of a fat spliff, or just Morrissey being Morrissey? Put down the pipe, turn on the PC and get a good laugh out this Monday, April 20th, 2009.


Would you like hormones with that Big Mac? CBS5


A timeless tribute to fine drinking. Vinography


Same sex marriage, opposite sex marriage, tumbling beauty queens–Miss USA 2009 doesn’t disappoint. CBS5


Homeless people: Where are they now? Ex

Gore goes a different kind of green on 4/20 Ex

Your 4/20 itinerary: Pot, National Socialism, and Darkness. Snitch


Save food, money, and ensure you’re refrigerator doesn’t smell like the Tenderloin. CBS5


The great diabetes secret: Stop eating so much! CBS5

Colonoscopy researchers at Stanford [Insert fecal related pun] ABC7


Next person calls Morrissey a misunderstood soul instead of a dick I punch. Weekly


Designer tackles “revealing” fashions. CBS5


Can’t afford Detroit this year? Laughing Squid


What critically lauded show will Fox cancel only to resurrect later on DVD this year! Chron

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